Wrong. They are in my fridge, scattered all over the house, and tucked in strategic locations in our cars.
About a week and a half ago, I noticed an increase in Olive’s fussiness level (which is normally pretty miniscule). She also started chewing on everything she could get her hands on. I immediately suspected teething and when I checked her mouth, she was the proud owner of a small, barely discernible bump on the front right side of her lower gums.
Fast forward to now – giant lump on the front of her lower gum. Multiple teeth coming up. I can feel them under there, but you still can’t really visualize them yet. My poor girl. She’s still only a little fussy, but her mommy is absolutely fraught at the idea of my sweet, sweet thunder-thighs in pain.
What am I ever going to do when she has her first real boo-boo? I mean besides weep in a corner somewhere…