Seriously. Fists of fury here. I think she head butted me and I know she kicked my pubic bone. I went from nothing to “Doesn’t she ever sleep in there?” in the matter of 24 hours. I’m going to give birth to about 8 lbs. of pure infant muscle if she keeps this up.
Ian is amused, but just wait until he starts to be able to feel her. It won’t be long. I know because I can sorta already feel her but I know where to look, when it’s happening, and sorta what to expect. It’s still faint from the outside. In a week or two, I will have him lay a cheek to my belly to feel her kick and he will have a black eye.